There once was this player named Jerry
He wanted to play a position that once belonged to some guy named Barry
And now with 2 million a year a shake and a smile,
we will be seeing him sit on the Reds bench for at least a little while..
Good job Jerry, you learned how the phone works and managed to actually net 2 million in the process. You da man!
Seriously this was a good move for the Reds, we needed him on the team. I honestly was hoping to put him in the outfield, but Short Stop I guess works too. Which now makes me wonder what our plans are for left field.
So Jerry say healthy and if you’re really good I’ll be one of the first to by your Reds Jersey.